Tan Green This Summer with a Solar Tanning Device

  This was an April Fools post!!! Alternative energy power sourcing solutions and portability have finally hit the tanning industry with the Solar Tanning Device, or STD. The technology behind the STD is centuries old. In fact, it was so obvious that some people had an STD and did not even know it. It was finally discovered by two people on a beach who realized, by accident, that the other had an STD. The Technology behind the STD makes them very portable and flexible; you can take them to the pool, the park or even to the bathroom. STDs require special care and are very hard to get clean which is [...]